Skins Season 3-4

So the show picks up with Tony's younger sister, Effy (Elizabeth) Stonem, and explores her personality a bit deeper than what we were shown in the first 2 seasons. She's got her own group of friends; this time they're all a bit fucked in the head... And very, very, VERY easily fall in love. I can't stress that enough.

So the series 3 starts off with three life long friends, Freddie, Cook, and JJ, who all fall for Effy after they see her for the first time. Understandable, right? She's an attractive girl. She gives them a list, and only Cook completed it... and for a prize, he gets to fuck Effy. Cool. I mean, he's got a tattoo on his ass, that's something you can put under your belt of achievements. Literally...

Except Freddie is completely in love with her, and you can tell by the way the series is filmed, he's the one who will end up with Effy. Predictable.

Effy's best friend, Pandora (who was initially introduced in series 2) has a sweet Columbian boyfriend - who always finds himself in shitty predicaments, like getting involved with some weird gang banger who looks a bit like David Spade. So, he becomes introduced to life as a dealer. What a G! Except David Spade is fucked and starts creeping the fuck out of this kid. They have a chilli pepper eating contest and David Spade shits himself...

Okay. I only summarized this, because that was pretty much the only break this poor boy got in both the seasons. Pandora - who is supposed to be an innocent little girl - happens to just fuck Cook. What. The. Fuck? Your boyfriend was deported, and you're crying over it. So what do you do when a guy offers to fuck you? You fuck him? Yeah. No! Okay, whatever. So, when Thomas comes back, this girl keeps fucking Cook behind his back. That's pretty fucked up.

In series 4, he actually cheats on her too, which makes their relationship even more fucked up. Oh yeah, and she doesn't forgive him for the incident. Double standards. Surprise, surprise.

Here's a normal friendship between two girls. Just kidding. The redhead, Emily, has a twin named Katie, by the way. Emily, the sweeter of the two twins, is totally pining for Naomi. And guess what? Naomi loves her too from the moment she's seen Emily, even though she puts Emily through fucking hell because she's living in denial. That's pretty understandable, though, I guess. It's probably a tough thing to come to turns with... What's not understandable?

She fucked the dead girl.

Oh yeah, Naomi's also the reason she's dead. But you know, it's all cool, 'cause when you don't want to fuck up your life from your mistakes... Just blame it on the local fuck-up. Cool. Let him take the fall. Needless to say, I dislike Naomi. She's wishy-washy, insecure, and in my opinion... she's WHACK. 

So... when I first watched it, I was always confused about which of the twin was Katie, and which one was Emily. Oh yeah... the hot bitch is Katie. While Effy was tripping out hardcore on shrooms, she beat the shit out of Katie with a rock. Then fucked her boyfriend. I laughed. Katie's catch phrase? "For fucks sake" - at least something good came out of her... mouth.